Asartea

STATION OPERATIONS

Asartea is the ISS Xenonion’s Chief Corporate Liaison Officer, a vital role linking the station’s governance to the Xenonion Corporation.

A Jeffoid merchant, Asartea originally worked for Xenonion’s rival OmniCorp. He arrived on the station as a corporate spy, but rose to power so quickly he decided he would quit his old job and benefit from Xenonion’s superior dental plan.

Asartea is notorious for engaging in elaborate political intrigue during otherwise mundane meetings, including, famously, a 17-hour filibuster over the use of non-OmniCorp toilet roll across the station.

While colleagues remain wary of his ambition, Asartea insists all actions are all “executive order 66 compliant.” He is escorted by his personal legal team at all times.

OPERATIONS
Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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