Keys

STATION OPERATIONS

Keys is the ISS Xenonion’s Chief Enforcer.

A highly-trained yet adorable sentient starfish, Keys patrols the station with slow precision and a keen eye for rule violations, suspicious crate movements and free pastries.

At present management have chosen to overlook a number of recent episodes where Keys has threatened Station vendors with detention unless he receives free donuts.

OPERATIONS
Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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