Title: Odd Factory Worker - Production Operative (Night Shift)
Reference: XCJ-W1-SC85821
Salary: See below
Contract: Permanent
Location: Dakram, Scyldari Confederacy
Employer: Odd Factory Corp
We need your help as a night-shift Production Operative at the Odd Factory.
You will be working for one of the galaxy’s leading supplier of female cloaks, military-grade munitions, children’s toys and pre-packed cakes.
Your pay rate as a Production Operative (Night Shift) is 11.76X per three seconds, where X is the speed at which Train A has left Scyldaron Central Station in the six minutes leading up to the commencement of your shift, operated by Mary, who owns three bones.
Typical hours are estimated at 535 per week, depending on the lunar cycle of the nearest moon.
As a production operative, you will be working on the line. Indeed, we all will be, as life is but a fine line. Applicants must be able to maintain this line, to prevent this dimension from bleeding into the next.
Duties include:
Producing four quality products simultaneously and continuously: female cloaks, military-grade munitions, children’s toys and pre-packed cakes. Please note once production has commenced, it cannot be stopped. Ever.
Supporting shift leaders to achieve targets according to the delicious edible production plan located in the staff break room on the 2nd floor (third left from the horizontal elevator)
Complying with all company policies and procedures as per the ‘company policy and procedure’ policy and procedure which requests all company employees are compliant with company policies and procedures.
Works well with, or inside, a team
Excellent oral hygiene
Experience with breathing
Cross-dimensional flexibility
Basic English and Basic Numeracy Skills (ESOL Entry Level 2)
