Colonist (18+)
Reference: XCJ-S5-UNC4464
Title: Colonist (aged 18+)
Reference: XCJ-S5-UNC4464
Salary: 0.02 EC per annum
Contract: Permanent
Location: TBA
Employer: United Nations of Earth (UNE) Department for Offworld Affairs
The United Nations of Earth’s (UNE’s) Department for Offworld Affairs is excited to offer this fantastic opportunity to become a Colonist.
UNE Colonists are responsible for settling new worlds, building the foundations for humanity’s expansion into the stars.
Responsibilities include:
Self-assembling a new shelter from your colony ship
Gathering basic resources and producing amenities
Producing new pops with your fellow colonists ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Human species
Adult 18+
A willingness to try new things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Experience with self-assembly, IKEA training helpful
A healthy suspicion of local primitives, subterranean dwellers, hallucinogenic gas, toxic kelp and wandering forests
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