United Nations of Earth (UNE) customs official John Cruz was left red-faced early this morning after it was discovered he had not ordered ‘Exotic Gases’ as expected, but instead ‘Erotic Gases.’ Sources close to Cruz highlight is awaiting a “really awkward” conversation with his line manager within the next hour.
Area Hyperlane Blocked By Huge Container Ship
The Kessel Span hyperlane, a major shipping route across the Mid-Rim, has become blocked by a giant container ship, which has somehow become lodged within the hyperlane. Work is now underway to try and free the ‘Evergreen’, which is now causing shipping chaos across the cluster.
Scientist Breaks Galactic Speed Record During Ship Transfer
Unbidden-Led Council Dismiss Claims Regarding Unbidden Threat To Galaxy
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Insomniac Ring World Residents Subject To Perpetual Sunlight Encouraged To Try Sleep Hygeine Techniques
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Area Official Steps Out Of Shower And Realizes All Too Late He Forgot To Turn Off Shared Sensors
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Parabox Interactive Unveils New Universe Universalis Expansion
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Area Molluscoid Fed Up Of Getting By On Looks Alone
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Blorgata Unveils New XYZ-Cube Ship Design
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