// Area Assimilators Assimilate Area Assimilators, Assimilating Assimilators
// Synaptic Lathe Tested For Lag By Running Universe Universalis
// Xenophile Fallen Empire Not Mad, Just Disappointed
// Hired Marauder Fleet Waits Until End Of Contract To Object To Home System Destruction
// Confusion As Two Construction Ships Try To Work On Same Task
// Area Planet Thrown Into Sector, Never To Be Looked At Again
// Economists Suggest Simply Giving Up, Starting Galaxy Over
// Eldritch Being Spotted Wearing Stunning New Indescribable Horror
// Area Empire Increasingly Self-Conscious About Irregularly Shaped Borders
// Area Empire Destroyed After Adding Politics Chat To Neural Network
// Cartographer Stunned To Find Nearly 30 Systems Suddenly Renamed
// Primate Empire Disregards Galactic Ban On Guerilla Warfare
// Senate Fillibuster Hits Record 4th Year
// Area Assimilators Assimilate Area Assimilators, Assimilating Assimilators // Synaptic Lathe Tested For Lag By Running Universe Universalis // Xenophile Fallen Empire Not Mad, Just Disappointed // Hired Marauder Fleet Waits Until End Of Contract To Object To Home System Destruction // Confusion As Two Construction Ships Try To Work On Same Task // Area Planet Thrown Into Sector, Never To Be Looked At Again // Economists Suggest Simply Giving Up, Starting Galaxy Over // Eldritch Being Spotted Wearing Stunning New Indescribable Horror // Area Empire Increasingly Self-Conscious About Irregularly Shaped Borders // Area Empire Destroyed After Adding Politics Chat To Neural Network // Cartographer Stunned To Find Nearly 30 Systems Suddenly Renamed // Primate Empire Disregards Galactic Ban On Guerilla Warfare // Senate Fillibuster Hits Record 4th Year
