// Area Assimilators Assimilate Area Assimilators, Assimilating Assimilators

// Synaptic Lathe Tested For Lag By Running Universe Universalis

// Xenophile Fallen Empire Not Mad, Just Disappointed

// Hired Marauder Fleet Waits Until End Of Contract To Object To Home System Destruction

// Confusion As Two Construction Ships Try To Work On Same Task

// Area Planet Thrown Into Sector, Never To Be Looked At Again

// Economists Suggest Simply Giving Up, Starting Galaxy Over

// Eldritch Being Spotted Wearing Stunning New Indescribable Horror

// Area Empire Increasingly Self-Conscious About Irregularly Shaped Borders

// Area Empire Destroyed After Adding Politics Chat To Neural Network

// Cartographer Stunned To Find Nearly 30 Systems Suddenly Renamed

// Primate Empire Disregards Galactic Ban On Guerilla Warfare

// Senate Fillibuster Hits Record 4th Year

// Area Assimilators Assimilate Area Assimilators, Assimilating Assimilators // Synaptic Lathe Tested For Lag By Running Universe Universalis // Xenophile Fallen Empire Not Mad, Just Disappointed // Hired Marauder Fleet Waits Until End Of Contract To Object To Home System Destruction // Confusion As Two Construction Ships Try To Work On Same Task // Area Planet Thrown Into Sector, Never To Be Looked At Again // Economists Suggest Simply Giving Up, Starting Galaxy Over // Eldritch Being Spotted Wearing Stunning New Indescribable Horror // Area Empire Increasingly Self-Conscious About Irregularly Shaped Borders // Area Empire Destroyed After Adding Politics Chat To Neural Network // Cartographer Stunned To Find Nearly 30 Systems Suddenly Renamed // Primate Empire Disregards Galactic Ban On Guerilla Warfare // Senate Fillibuster Hits Record 4th Year

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